taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

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myslutbelongstome:

This show is awesome

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I have some of the best people in my life. I called my aunt, who I’m not actually related to, and the second I said I wanted to go home for my moms surgery she told me not to worry about anything; she’d take care of all of it. I’m going to get to go home and be with my mom. This is the greatest gift someone could give me.

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casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

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p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

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dynastylnoire:

goldennose:

baestheticsss:

thepoetspace:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe for Essential Homme Magazine by Kevin Sinclair.

Oh damn. Fuck it up Harry.

OK

Lemme see ya wand, Harry!

when did this happen?

damn

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laughhard:


Every Sports Interview

laughhard:

Every Sports Interview

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I would like waffles to soak up some of this acid in my stomach. Please and thank you.

#I feel like crap

#I might also be watching too much Parks and Rec

#I'm part Leslie knope

#part Ron Swanson

wevansly:

Office glasses and fluffy head.

wevansly:

Office glasses and fluffy head.

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#swoon

Ugh. I do not drink alcohol on a regular basis but I have been the last few days since I quit smoking and I feel like shit. Alcohol is fucking poison. I can smoke alllllll day, for days on end, and not have my head pounding, no sour stomach, and no constant desire to vomit. In fact, weed can actually help with headaches and nausea.

… But yeah no, weed is totally an awful drug that should determine if I can get a job or not.

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#personal

stuckwith-harry:

thekingofweasels:

Can we just analyze this gif for one second:

image

As the chandelier falls, EVERYONE dives out of the way. Harry, Draco, everyone. EXCEPT Ron. Ron dives TOWARDS it in order to grab Hermione and get her to safety. I just. Why do people ship anything but Romione again? He is the ONLY one that stayed upright AND moved towards the potentially deadly falling object to save the woman he loves. That is all.

[gross sobbing]

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princeofbellehair:

bitch do I look like I give a fuck

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officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

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